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CuckTwat 

A term used to describe a late night talk show host raised on a diet of soy who cries on camera when they don’t get their way.
Hey SALTY did you see COBERT last night crying over the election? What a CuckTwat!
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cocktwat 

a hybrid form of well... cock and twat. If you get angry at someone this is what you call them. Inspired by the common use by Bart.
Dammit Danny!! You're such a fucking cocktwat. Why don't you go die in a friggin' hole you qoy bastard.
cocktwat by E-dubby dub October 25, 2006

cocktwat 

When a womans vagina is so loose,beat up,and meaty that her pussy lips hang down forming a bulge in her pants that looks like a cock.
Jack was gonna take Jill to his house from the party but after seeing the size of the cocktwat through her pants,He couldn't do it,after all her bulge was bigger than his!

Did you see the size of that cocktwat?Yeah, it looked like she had a sock in her pants.
cocktwat by PERMWORD34 February 29, 2008

cucktator 

In government, an absolutist or autocratic ruler who assumes sole power over the state and happens to be a cuck.
The " administrative cucktator " held office for at least six months.
cucktator by Unicorqueef February 7, 2019

cocktwatt 

An amazing combination of cock and twatt, meaning either a reference to a she-male's genitalia, or just a big ol' douchebag.
That guy is such a loser, he is a cocktwatt.
Hey! Take a look at that guys/girls cocktwatt!
cocktwatt by gmag321 June 6, 2007

cocktwattling 

Wearing miniature shuttlecock caps on the penis
Cocktwattling's totally in my bag babe.
cocktwattling by Twattlecock June 1, 2018

cocktwattle 

Cocktwattle is basically the combination of dickhead and twat.
Kiean you are acting like a cocktwattle. Please stop.
cocktwattle by averagecockconsumer December 30, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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