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cocktwat 

a hybrid form of well... cock and twat. If you get angry at someone this is what you call them. Inspired by the common use by Bart.
Dammit Danny!! You're such a fucking cocktwat. Why don't you go die in a friggin' hole you qoy bastard.
cocktwat by E-dubby dub October 25, 2006

cocktwat 

When a womans vagina is so loose,beat up,and meaty that her pussy lips hang down forming a bulge in her pants that looks like a cock.
Jack was gonna take Jill to his house from the party but after seeing the size of the cocktwat through her pants,He couldn't do it,after all her bulge was bigger than his!

Did you see the size of that cocktwat?Yeah, it looked like she had a sock in her pants.
cocktwat by PERMWORD34 February 29, 2008

cucktator 

In government, an absolutist or autocratic ruler who assumes sole power over the state and happens to be a cuck.
The " administrative cucktator " held office for at least six months.
cucktator by Unicorqueef February 7, 2019

cocktwatt 

An amazing combination of cock and twatt, meaning either a reference to a she-male's genitalia, or just a big ol' douchebag.
That guy is such a loser, he is a cocktwatt.
Hey! Take a look at that guys/girls cocktwatt!
cocktwatt by gmag321 June 6, 2007

cocktwattling 

Wearing miniature shuttlecock caps on the penis
Cocktwattling's totally in my bag babe.
cocktwattling by Twattlecock June 1, 2018

cocktwattle 

Cocktwattle is basically the combination of dickhead and twat.
Kiean you are acting like a cocktwattle. Please stop.
cocktwattle by averagecockconsumer December 30, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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