twatt

She has such a harry twatt.
by RickyBobby123 April 23, 2008
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An idiot who uses the pointless twitter.
Not to be confused with just a twat, an extra t is used to complement with the double t used in twiiter
man 1- i just got a twiiter!
man 2- You twatt. -_-
by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009
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... (n.)if you don't know that a "twatt" is the proper term for vagina then what the hell is wrong with you?
(adj.)funny, disgusting, or also could be dirty/messy, something that reminds you of a vagina
(v.)to enter something into the vaginal canal; masturbation; thrusting an object in the vagina
(n.)I'm sorry guys, I have to itch my twatt.
(adj.)Her hair was twatt today.
(v.)Bill, you might not want to touch that pencil I left on your desk, I twatted it last night after you left the office.
by Annie March 01, 2005
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a cooking appliance used to cook wordwaffels/word or oddly shaped wordtoast/word, beckons to steal your wordcutlery/word. Also used as transportation to foreign contries
I licky-lickyeed the twat so it stole my cutlery and.. broke my window. And then it went to france for some wordfreedome fries/word
by DarkFoxFurre May 12, 2003
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Small town on Orkney Islands, Scotland. Not to be confused with twat, i.e. cunt.
Fancy going to Twatt today?
by ANTg December 28, 2005
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Twatte

girlf: shes a twatte.
boyf: yes they are a bit of a twatte!
by willybum July 28, 2011
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John tried to drive up the hill in the snow and got completely stuck. He broke my spade trying to dig himself out, and used up all my precious supply of road salt. He should have been able to see that the road was a skating rink. What a twatt!
by bluedog1257 January 10, 2010
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