Twatt

Small town on Orkney Islands, Scotland. Not to be confused with twat, i.e. cunt.

Fancy going to Twatt today?

by ANTg December 28, 2005

twatt

A vagina or a derogatory term.

She has such a harry twatt.

by RickyBobby123 April 23, 2008

twatt

An idiot who uses the pointless twitter.
Not to be confused with just a twat, an extra t is used to complement with the double t used in twiiter

man 1- i just got a twiiter!
man 2- You twatt. -_-

by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009

Twatt

A complete idiot.

John tried to drive up the hill in the snow and got completely stuck. He broke my spade trying to dig himself out, and used up all my precious supply of road salt. He should have been able to see that the road was a skating rink. What a twatt!

by bluedog1257 January 10, 2010

Twatt

A person who uses twitter and thinks the whole world gives a shit about what they are doing

"You know dominic uses twitter all the time"
"Yeah hes such a twatt"

by sabitnerrrrrrr December 22, 2009

Twatt

A douchbag who uses Twitter

This Twatt won't stop fucking following me on Twitter

Or

No one gives a fuck about this Twatt having a bad day at school

by Black_On_Both_Sides April 29, 2009

twatt

... (n.)if you don't know that a "twatt" is the proper term for vagina then what the hell is wrong with you?
(adj.)funny, disgusting, or also could be dirty/messy, something that reminds you of a vagina
(v.)to enter something into the vaginal canal; masturbation; thrusting an object in the vagina

(n.)I'm sorry guys, I have to itch my twatt.
(adj.)Her hair was twatt today.
(v.)Bill, you might not want to touch that pencil I left on your desk, I twatted it last night after you left the office.

by Annie March 1, 2005