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cocktwatt 

An amazing combination of cock and twatt, meaning either a reference to a she-male's genitalia, or just a big ol' douchebag.
That guy is such a loser, he is a cocktwatt.
Hey! Take a look at that guys/girls cocktwatt!
cocktwatt by gmag321 June 6, 2007
Words you can keep

cockswat 

To slap someone with your erect penis, usually in the face.
My bitch was giving me a terrible blowjob so I had to cockswat her.
cockswat by Chama Pakalolo February 4, 2009

cocktastic 

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.
Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.
cocktastic by Web Willy April 7, 2003

cockwart 

an overly annoying and abrasive individual; one who exhibits an irritating quality akin to having a wart on one's cock.
That guy really pissed me off....what a cockwart.
cockwart by hypaereon December 7, 2004

cocktwat 

a hybrid form of well... cock and twat. If you get angry at someone this is what you call them. Inspired by the common use by Bart.
Dammit Danny!! You're such a fucking cocktwat. Why don't you go die in a friggin' hole you qoy bastard.
cocktwat by E-dubby dub October 25, 2006

cocktractor 

A woman or man (hopefully not) who will work for dick.
Joel you're such a fucking cocktractor.
cocktractor by The fucking man September 21, 2008

Cocktact  

1. To make contact with a cock.

2. To contact something else with your cock.

3. To contact another cock with your cock.
1. "It's been too long since I last made cocktact"

2. "I need to make cocktact with her asap."

3. "Dude, we must made cocktact."
Cocktact by Drew Gobrecht May 15, 2008
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