miniature 

mjnecraft guild with bad sense of humor

person 1: Hey have you heard of miniature?
person 2: Yeah! They're nothing but a bunch of selkers!

miniature by Selk Bag Enthusiast June 20, 2021

Miniature 

A copy or replica that represents its original in greatly reduces size.....

like a copycat of a brad pitt going for acting and introduce him as a brad pitt......copycat is miniature

Miniature by LSDHUNTER November 16, 2010

Miniature 

Most selky arcade guild

Miniature is such a selky guild.

Miniature by Selk Bags Are Selky June 30, 2021

miniature pinscher 

A breed of dog classified under the toy category in the AKC. They are so macho acting, they've been nick named the King of Toys. Generally around 10 to 11 inches tall and 10lbs. Also called the 'Min Pin', they think they rule the roost, love bossing everyone (whether human or animal) around, and doesn't much care being handled by clumsy children.

Troy: Wow, your dog looks like a little Doberman!
Cecil: He's a Miniature Pinscher, they were around 100 years before the Doberman.

miniature pinscher by Dixon's Mama December 6, 2013

Miniature Tanks 

Enjoyed throughout Wisconsin, Miniature Tanks is a groin grabbingly good time where a group of people, either arranged in rows (facing each other), or in a large circle (facing inwards) get on their hands and knees, shoulder to shoulder.

Everyone marches forwards on the ground, hilariously running into each other. The object of the game is to reach the opposite side of where you are standing, but you cannot stop the motion of the tank.

If you fall over, keep swinging your arms and legs and continue to chant "MI-NI(a)-TURE TANKS". People get walked over, head-butted and bruised, but it's kickass and dammit, it'll put hair on your chest.

Works well in grassy open areas, narrow hallways, and crowded intersections.

The war drums beckon through the valleys with a strength that only the words "Miniature Tanks" (mi-ni-churr TANKS) may follow. Again and again, these heroes among men chant to instill fear, pregnancy, and maybe a bowel movement or two to all those who are unfortunate enough to witness the carnage that is soon to follow.

Ready you're not, here they come... as the chanting begins, the herd lurches onward; leaving a new desolate wasteland (mostly padded grass) in their wake. The amalgamations of such forces often cause Richter scale readings of 6.3-7.1 to Beijing, Shanghai, and all surrounding provinces.

Battered forces often appear belly-up, clutching spleens, or showered in the figurative blood of their peers. Those who remain upright roll onwards with pride, thirsting for the undeniable quench of another round. Miniature Tanks takes the lives of the weak, and instills character in those who survive.

Miniature Tanks by Blongberg October 10, 2010

miniature golf face 

The expression of someone who easily shows their emotions or reactions - the opposite of a poker face.

"I was trying to play it cool, but when my boss told me that I didn't get the promotion, she knew right away that I was angry and pissed off. I have SUCH a miniature golf face."

miniature golf face by Clemens March 21, 2008

Miniature Equine Aficionada

A person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about miniature toy horses, often in times of depression, young wizards will turn to it as an escape from reality.

Harry in a spiral of depression, turns to the escape of the world of Miniature Equine Aficionada.

Miniature Equine Aficionada by WackyDeli December 5, 2010