cocktwat 

a hybrid form of well... cock and twat. If you get angry at someone this is what you call them. Inspired by the common use by Bart.

Dammit Danny!! You're such a fucking cocktwat. Why don't you go die in a friggin' hole you qoy bastard.

cocktwat by E-dubby dub October 25, 2006

cocktwat 

When a womans vagina is so loose,beat up,and meaty that her pussy lips hang down forming a bulge in her pants that looks like a cock.

Jack was gonna take Jill to his house from the party but after seeing the size of the cocktwat through her pants,He couldn't do it,after all her bulge was bigger than his!

Did you see the size of that cocktwat?Yeah, it looked like she had a sock in her pants.

cocktwat by PERMWORD34 February 29, 2008

cockswat 

To slap someone with your erect penis, usually in the face.

My bitch was giving me a terrible blowjob so I had to cockswat her.

cockswat by Chama Pakalolo February 4, 2009

cocktathalon

Unlike a gang bang, a cocktathalon is where one person (guy or girl) has sex with 10 different partners, each in a new and different position, in the one evening

Man, your room mate Sal loves sex. She did a cocktathalon last night!

cocktathalon by 35fordavenue February 27, 2015

cockswatter 

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

cockswatter by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009

cockswatch 

Someone who is a sketchy liar. Covering there own ass. Talking sketchy nonsense.

Jesse stop being a cockswatch,its annoying.

cockswatch by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004

Cockwattle 

1.A very loose, baggy scrotum, common in decrepit old men.
2.the condition of exceptionally droopy balls during periods of extreme heat and humidity. The very opposite of the walnut shell-like condition yielded by a dip in the pool.

I was a the hospital the other day, and saw an old man with a cockwattle hanging below his gown.

Cockwattle by tymac January 13, 2008