A form of government ruled not only by an iron fist, but also of a roundhouse kick and magnificent beard. Not to be confused by a dicktatorship, as those are ruled by dicks. A Chucktatorship is democratic, but the only vote that counts is that of Chuck Norris, making the majority the minority as compared to Chuck Norris.
similar to a dictator. this specific breed of bossy asshole lives in all places, but can sometimes be hard to find. when you do find him/her you'll know. they'll be really fucking annoying and want everyone to agree with what they say, and do what they say. the fucktator is a bothersome dumbass, a fucking dictator on a smaller scale.
When your job is heavy handily run by management who doesn't care about you, and all they do is fuck you. Typically experienced by employees of contractor companies, and other non-union, or low wage jobs.
Boss-man: Get your ass back to work you need a break, I'll break my foot off in your ass your laid off!
Me: Break what break? I'm ready to roll boss-man! Damn I wanna drag up all this company does is fuck me and I need the money so I take that shit, this is a fucktatorship.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.