Cuburbanite
Cuburbanite by Gus the Goat June 21, 2008
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uburbanite
Pronounced U-burbanite, from suburbanite.
Students of a large university, or residents of the surrounding area, whose lives (whether or not they like it) are impacted by the U on a daily basis.
Inspired by the University of Minnesota's annoying habit of using the capital letter "U" whenever possible, up to the point of subsituting it for the word "you" whenever possible. This author is sure that other universities have a similar tendancies, but she has not experienced them.
Students of a large university, or residents of the surrounding area, whose lives (whether or not they like it) are impacted by the U on a daily basis.
Inspired by the University of Minnesota's annoying habit of using the capital letter "U" whenever possible, up to the point of subsituting it for the word "you" whenever possible. This author is sure that other universities have a similar tendancies, but she has not experienced them.
The Uburbanites are up in arms about the new stadium proposal.
The Uburbanites mobbed the University's office, demanding the return of the word "you."
The Uburbanites mobbed the University's office, demanding the return of the word "you."
uburbanite by Lady Chevalier May 26, 2005
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Suburbanite
The most prevalent vermin in the USA, usually indigenous to the Midwest. Recognized by the following characteristics:
-Pretending that they have lots of money, but are actually broke after spending it all trying to impress people with their McMansions, SUVs, etc.
-Love of shitty chain "restaurants" such as Applebee's, Chili's, The Olive Garden, IHOP, etc.
-Severely lacking in social skills and intelligence, due to their refusal to interact with anyone other than their elementary/middle school classmates from 15-20 years ago.
-Pretending that they have lots of money, but are actually broke after spending it all trying to impress people with their McMansions, SUVs, etc.
-Love of shitty chain "restaurants" such as Applebee's, Chili's, The Olive Garden, IHOP, etc.
-Severely lacking in social skills and intelligence, due to their refusal to interact with anyone other than their elementary/middle school classmates from 15-20 years ago.
Suburbanite: Ooh, I don't like it in the city! I might get shot or mugged or something!
City Dweller: Stay the fuck out, we don't want you around here anyway!
City Dweller: Stay the fuck out, we don't want you around here anyway!
Suburbanite by Mickey O'Brien September 3, 2010
Suburbanite
Suburbanite by Johnny61161 May 3, 2008
suburbanite
1. Poor sad scared little person who never takes the time out to enjoy the diversity, excitement and establishments and atmosphere of a great city because they rush home in fear for their lives to their cloned "boxes" of cookie cutter houses the immediate 22 seconds after work.
2.A conceited, self-centered paranoiac who view themselves as so important that they assume that all city people automatically want to take the time out of their day to rob or shoot them at every city corner.
2.A conceited, self-centered paranoiac who view themselves as so important that they assume that all city people automatically want to take the time out of their day to rob or shoot them at every city corner.
Working guy:"Hey Dave, me and the guys are gonna head down to this great restaurant on 25th and Madison after work, wanna come ?"
Working Suburbanite guy Dave:"Are you kidding me ? You guys can go down there and get shot,and get mugged and all of the above if you want to but I'm going to go home to the safety of my quiet boring street and be with my wife who I know is cheating on me with my neighbor because I can't satisfy her but I pretend not to notice and my children who I know are doing drugs in the basement but I ignore it and pretend I have the perfect family!"
Working guy:"Okay...you have fun with that
Working Suburbanite guy Dave:"Are you kidding me ? You guys can go down there and get shot,and get mugged and all of the above if you want to but I'm going to go home to the safety of my quiet boring street and be with my wife who I know is cheating on me with my neighbor because I can't satisfy her but I pretend not to notice and my children who I know are doing drugs in the basement but I ignore it and pretend I have the perfect family!"
Working guy:"Okay...you have fun with that
suburbanite by MindShaft October 13, 2008
suburbanite
The second most prominent stereotype of americans next to hillbillys.
A person who believes in the freedom to annoy. If one decided to mow their lawn every 15 days instead of 10 then they'd get a nasty letter from the city council. They are more often of the conservative school of thought surprisingly, whilest somehow simultaneously perpetuating their frivolous zoning laws. They contest any and all bureaucratic processes that will allow any public building to be erected, thus creating a gridlock on social and economic progression. They cannot make any real choices in life like building a farm or becoming completely communilized in an urban setting.
A person who believes in the freedom to annoy. If one decided to mow their lawn every 15 days instead of 10 then they'd get a nasty letter from the city council. They are more often of the conservative school of thought surprisingly, whilest somehow simultaneously perpetuating their frivolous zoning laws. They contest any and all bureaucratic processes that will allow any public building to be erected, thus creating a gridlock on social and economic progression. They cannot make any real choices in life like building a farm or becoming completely communilized in an urban setting.
A suburbanite will always get the shaft in an urbanite dominated media.
There will be no more suburbanites in america in 50 years due to a rise in reasonable thought and lack of corporate pandering to divide the country.
There will be no more suburbanites in america in 50 years due to a rise in reasonable thought and lack of corporate pandering to divide the country.
suburbanite by Cassy2 May 4, 2008
suburbanite
suburbanite by GreenEyedMadman August 28, 2005
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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