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cubite 

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A being that resides in a cubicle for more than forty (40) hours per week, often isolated from other persons with the exception of an occasional coffee or restroom break. Feeding, napping and general wasting of time are the common activities of the cubite. Skin is typically pale as they don't tend to see the light of day and for some reason they have the common behavior of putting mirrors about them, possibly to detect when another cubite has invaded their territory. Activity of the cubite depends on the day of the week, often with Monday being the day of the lowest activity and a gradual increase with a peak on Friday.
Michael won't leave his cubicle for lunch; he's such a cubite.
cubite by mbslabod February 5, 2010
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cabity 

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Alternative spelling of "cavity", a decaying area of a tooth.
A: "All that chocolate, damn near caught a cabity"
B: "A what"
A: "Cabity"
cabity by pillbug science March 17, 2021

cubit

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A colourful square-shaped device that involves two or three Mixels to merge. If two Mixels merge, it's a Mix. If it goes wrong, it's a Murp. If three Mixels merge, it's a Max.
Flain: Let's mix with this cubit!
cubit by Eggy543 June 19, 2019

Cubitt

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Slang for an inbred farming family, originating in the North of England. Often asscociated with tractors and robins.
"Oh those Cubitts are sleeping with their relatives again."
or
"That Cubitt is is having relations with his sister."
Cubitt by Tractor3456712 May 6, 2009

Cubit Missile 

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Only one Cubit Missile is known to exist. It is the male sexual (or lack thereof) organ.
The Cubit Missile is a tactical and stealth model. Its prime function is to remain undetected by the human eye and thus far has achieved this goal with a 100% success rate.
It has been widely reported by several international agencies that the Cubit Missile has a high failure rate, as close as 90% of test launches have resulted in a non-fire situation.
"Eric, I thought you said you were well endowed but thats ... a Cubit Missile"
Cubit Missile by Finely Tuned March 23, 2009

Afro-Cubit 

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A measure of 20 inches. (Origins stem from the large Afro hairstyle of the mid-sixties).
Man, that blizzard must have laid at least an Afro-Cubit of snow on the ground.
Afro-Cubit by BriconXtreme2 December 31, 2010
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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