cubite

A being that resides in a cubicle for more than forty (40) hours per week, often isolated from other persons with the exception of an occasional coffee or restroom break. Feeding, napping and general wasting of time are the common activities of the cubite. Skin is typically pale as they don't tend to see the light of day and for some reason they have the common behavior of putting mirrors about them, possibly to detect when another cubite has invaded their territory. Activity of the cubite depends on the day of the week, often with Monday being the day of the lowest activity and a gradual increase with a peak on Friday.

Michael won't leave his cubicle for lunch; he's such a cubite.

by mbslabod February 5, 2010

Cubied

When you heard something tame as something absolutly sexual, or outrageous

Damn you really just cubied us mishearing that word.

by Shinryii February 7, 2023

cubit

A colourful square-shaped device that involves two or three Mixels to merge. If two Mixels merge, it's a Mix. If it goes wrong, it's a Murp. If three Mixels merge, it's a Max.

Flain: Let's mix with this cubit!

by Eggy543 June 19, 2019

Cubitt

Slang for an inbred farming family, originating in the North of England. Often asscociated with tractors and robins.

"Oh those Cubitts are sleeping with their relatives again."
or
"That Cubitt is is having relations with his sister."

by Tractor3456712 May 6, 2009

Cubit Missile

Only one Cubit Missile is known to exist. It is the male sexual (or lack thereof) organ.
The Cubit Missile is a tactical and stealth model. Its prime function is to remain undetected by the human eye and thus far has achieved this goal with a 100% success rate.
It has been widely reported by several international agencies that the Cubit Missile has a high failure rate, as close as 90% of test launches have resulted in a non-fire situation.

"Eric, I thought you said you were well endowed but thats ... a Cubit Missile"

by Finely Tuned March 23, 2009

cubicell

Taken from cubicle, the small small space (usually smaller than the average prison cell) in which corporations make their employees dwell for 8 to 12 hours a day.

My manager kept walking by my cubicell to make sure I was still at my desk.

by Robert Nydam June 11, 2006

Cubie

Those who share your work cubicle or cube. Derived from homie.

Don't mess with my cubies, man.

by jonmc February 2, 2006