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Cuban Missle Crisis 

When a female has performed oral sex on a male and he shoots his load so hard in her mouth that it rockets out her nose.
I was gettin some brain from this beezie the other night and I managed to pull of the cuban missle crisis.

Cuban Missle Crisis 

That thing that no one knew about nor gave a poo poo about until Black Ops was released. Now it beats the cigar stereotype.
Before playing Cod Black Ops, I thought Castro was the president of Mexico.

(Cuban Missle Crisis must be included!!!!!11111!!)

Cuban Missile Crisis 

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick
i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.
Cuban Missile Crisis by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Cuban Missile Crisis 

When one gets very hard at a poor time
When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.

Cuban Missile 

when you’re of Latino decent with and above average dick 6+ and you give some girl the long pipe
I gave my gf the Cuban Missile kattt
Cuban Missile by NADEXE boaaa October 5, 2018

Cuban Missile Crisis 

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.
I was bored the other day, so I asked my roommate if he was up for a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.
Cuban Missile Crisis by Kmac46 December 9, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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