Definitions by Porkrhind

Stocking Stuffer 

When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists

i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off

Stocking Stuffer by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Cuban Missile Crisis 

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

Cuban Missile Crisis by Porkrhind December 21, 2016