Crystun
A "unique" spelling of the traditional name "Kristen". It gives a new spin on the lame everyday bullshit. She is beautiful and she is my siter and I love her. :)
Crystun by MonkieLove17 February 22, 2009
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Crysturbating
Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009
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Crystun • crysturbate • crystina • Crystan • crysten • Cryston • Crysturbating • crystanbul • crystann • Crystanthemum
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crysturbate by HaleyDK July 16, 2008
Crystin
Full of fun, can always bring a smile to your face. Very loyal and a true friend. Has a smart mouth when provoked, but other than that a real joy to be around and has a great smile.
Crystin by Chrysanthemum501 February 3, 2010
crysten
introverted genuis. appreciative of aesthetics, arts, and home made chocolate cookies. A dreamer and reader. Cry baby and can be pessimistic. At strange time optimistic. Never certain. Blissful at the best of times.
Created in December of 1992.
Created in December of 1992.
"It has said that a Crysten lives near by"
The Crysten glides down the stairs with all her grace.
"I really do hope I can meet a Crysten someday"
"That Crysten is very cool"
It is said that the average Crysten can be found in a cage of pandas.
The Crysten glides down the stairs with all her grace.
"I really do hope I can meet a Crysten someday"
"That Crysten is very cool"
It is said that the average Crysten can be found in a cage of pandas.
crysten by Peadapocket February 3, 2010
crysturbate
crysturbate by Buck June 18, 2006
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