crysten 

introverted genuis. appreciative of aesthetics, arts, and home made chocolate cookies. A dreamer and reader. Cry baby and can be pessimistic. At strange time optimistic. Never certain. Blissful at the best of times.

Created in December of 1992.

"It has said that a Crysten lives near by"

The Crysten glides down the stairs with all her grace.

"I really do hope I can meet a Crysten someday"

"That Crysten is very cool"

It is said that the average Crysten can be found in a cage of pandas.

crysten by Peadapocket February 3, 2010

Crysten 

1. An amazing girl who is truly 1 of 1—there’s no copy, no replacement, no second edition.

2. Always right. Not in a condescending way, just very smart, and her answer is probably right. Googling will not be necessary.

3. Eyebrows on fleek, hair always looks great.

4. Real life Snow White. Feeds the deer and raccoons.

5. Equal parts loving mom, stunning beauty, and all-around legend. She’s got a perfect ass, drinks Diet Pepsi like it’s bottled magic, and somehow ties you on the last game of bowling just to remind you she’s competitive.

6. She coined the word “Absolutely”™ before it was cool, prefers her rum with Diet Coke, and vibes out to Michael Jackson like it’s still the ’80s.

7. Her singing voice? Absolutely Angelic. Still owes me home made Mac and cheese.

8. Extremely thoughtful, kind, and treats you like gold. Hopefully, very forgiving, if for some reason your don't treat her like the rare gem she is.

9. She loves all things fall. Scary movies, leaves changing color, haunted houses. I'm sure enjoying them with her is a real treat. If you are taller, you are older. It's the rule.

"Did you see the ass on that creature? Definitely got a Crysten on her, bro."

"Girl, you look good today. Got those eyebrows on Crysten."

"This is a one-of-a-kind piece here, you won't find another one in the entire world. A true Crysten."

"Man, I really messed up. I had a Crysten, and I let her get away."

Crysten by Theleavesremindme September 9, 2025

crystelle 

Crystelle is a loyal woman. She is kind but if you test her or annoy her she will be pressed. Crystelle can be silly and she can sometimes be sensitive. She is very anti-social but she can make you laugh all the time. When you are down Crystelle will be there to cheer you up and make you laugh. Crystelle is pretty and has a great personality. If you ever do something to hurt her she will never forgive you. Crystelle does not like hoes, thots, and homie hoppers. If you ever become friends with a Crystelle make sure to never let go of that person because you will regret letting go.

Crystelle is a great person and you should never let go over her

crystelle by Crystelle June 11, 2019

Crysterbate 

The art of crying while you masturbate.

Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster

Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008

Crystel 

Crystel is a very powerful and kind girl but beware if you hurt her get ready for everyone to hate you, she is the definition of karma

Man:Hey what did you do to make CRYSTEL so mad? Ex friend: oh I ripped her bag. Man: welp gets ready for death

Crystel by Mari cheng September 29, 2020

Magnet of Crysteries 

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.

Magnet of Crysteries by Loki approves Johnlock February 5, 2021

crystel 

A cute and soft girl when you get to know her but fierce when se feels like she needs to be. She acts like a tomboy however inside she is the type of girl to flush over a guy. She independent when needs be and can stand up for herself and whats right.

Crystel is my role model!

crystel by Icy Wrist Queen April 28, 2017