Cryptophilia 

A strong sexual desire towards cryptids, and other mysterious and dangerous creatures alike.

Person 1: WHY IS MOTHMAN SUCH A HUNK
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?

Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY

Cryptophilia by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020

Cryptophile 

Someone who has an attraction or affinity for secrets and the unexplained.

John was up all night reading about UFO and Big Foot sightings, he's such a cryptophile.

Cryptophile by ThePrivateer March 8, 2015

cryophilia 

obsession with and unusually erotic interest in or stimulation by persons in a state of suspended animation.

Ethan looked longingly at the perfectly perserved man in cryostasis. He enjoyed the time they spent together, and their long nights of cryophilia.

cryophilia by Ethan And Matt May 15, 2005

Cryptophobia 

Those who are users of Fiat currency and have a distrust and misunderstanding of Cryptocurrency. These individuals can be Cryptophobic if they are unable to dismantle their bias for Central Banking currencies and see Crypto for what it can be.

Googling "Is Bitcoin a bubble"; "Is Bitcoin a Ponzi"; "Bitcoin is a scam"; if youre googling these things or if these things run through your mind you might be afflicted with Cryptophobia.

Cryptophobia by TheSmallTownSwagMan June 10, 2018

cryophilia 

An erotic affinity for cold people, places, & things.
An organism's sensuous need for cold temperatures.
A bdsm fetish where the fetishist(s) engage in bdsm play related to cold temperature;
"Id est COLD play".

I modestly refused to shake their cold hand, out of fear of revealing my cryophilia.

My cryophilia gets me into a lot of trouble in the winter; when the cold air hits me, it sends shivers throughout my body making me feel ecstatic.

The cryophilia I feel on a hot summer day, when I crave an icecream cone, is unbearable.

Cryophilia; the intense sensuous craving I get for cold people, places, and or things.

"That COLD ice, THE SHIVERS it sends THROUGH my body that bring me to such SWEET ecstasy can only mean one thing; I have cryophilia."

cryophilia by ColdTouch3 March 2, 2018

cryptophobia 

aversion to texts or messages written in cypher; hatred of cryptograms.

The officer does not like to send messages in cypher; he has an irrantional sense of cryptophobia.

cryptophobia by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010

Cryptophobia 

The irrational fear of viewing your crypto portfolio because if you do, you'll realise that you've lost all your money

Friend - "Hey how's your crypto trading going?"

You - "Yeah fine. Great. Good. I think"

Friend - "Can you show me how it works? I mean how much do you have invested?"

You - "I'd love to but my login isn't working at the moment and I have RSI in all my fingers and toes so can't reset it"

Friend - "I have a therapist who deals with cryptophobia - I'll give you their number"

Cryptophobia by Davrot January 17, 2018