Person 1: WHY IS MOTHMAN SUCH A HUNK
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?
Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?
Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY
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obsession with and unusually erotic interest in or stimulation by persons in a state of suspended animation.
Ethan looked longingly at the perfectly perserved man in cryostasis. He enjoyed the time they spent together, and their long nights of cryophilia.
by Ethan And Matt May 15, 2005
Get the cryophilia mug.Those who are users of Fiat currency and have a distrust and misunderstanding of Cryptocurrency. These individuals can be Cryptophobic if they are unable to dismantle their bias for Central Banking currencies and see Crypto for what it can be.
Googling "Is Bitcoin a bubble"; "Is Bitcoin a Ponzi"; "Bitcoin is a scam"; if youre googling these things or if these things run through your mind you might be afflicted with Cryptophobia.
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An organism's sensuous need for cold temperatures.
A bdsm fetish where the fetishist(s) engage in bdsm play related to cold temperature;
"Id est COLD play".
An organism's sensuous need for cold temperatures.
A bdsm fetish where the fetishist(s) engage in bdsm play related to cold temperature;
"Id est COLD play".
I modestly refused to shake their cold hand, out of fear of revealing my cryophilia.
My cryophilia gets me into a lot of trouble in the winter; when the cold air hits me, it sends shivers throughout my body making me feel ecstatic.
The cryophilia I feel on a hot summer day, when I crave an icecream cone, is unbearable.
Cryophilia; the intense sensuous craving I get for cold people, places, and or things.
"That COLD ice, THE SHIVERS it sends THROUGH my body that bring me to such SWEET ecstasy can only mean one thing; I have cryophilia."
My cryophilia gets me into a lot of trouble in the winter; when the cold air hits me, it sends shivers throughout my body making me feel ecstatic.
The cryophilia I feel on a hot summer day, when I crave an icecream cone, is unbearable.
Cryophilia; the intense sensuous craving I get for cold people, places, and or things.
"That COLD ice, THE SHIVERS it sends THROUGH my body that bring me to such SWEET ecstasy can only mean one thing; I have cryophilia."
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Friend - "Hey how's your crypto trading going?"
You - "Yeah fine. Great. Good. I think"
Friend - "Can you show me how it works? I mean how much do you have invested?"
You - "I'd love to but my login isn't working at the moment and I have RSI in all my fingers and toes so can't reset it"
Friend - "I have a therapist who deals with cryptophobia - I'll give you their number"
You - "Yeah fine. Great. Good. I think"
Friend - "Can you show me how it works? I mean how much do you have invested?"
You - "I'd love to but my login isn't working at the moment and I have RSI in all my fingers and toes so can't reset it"
Friend - "I have a therapist who deals with cryptophobia - I'll give you their number"
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