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Cryptophobia 

Those who are users of Fiat currency and have a distrust and misunderstanding of Cryptocurrency. These individuals can be Cryptophobic if they are unable to dismantle their bias for Central Banking currencies and see Crypto for what it can be.
Googling "Is Bitcoin a bubble"; "Is Bitcoin a Ponzi"; "Bitcoin is a scam"; if youre googling these things or if these things run through your mind you might be afflicted with Cryptophobia.
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cryptophobia 

aversion to texts or messages written in cypher; hatred of cryptograms.
The officer does not like to send messages in cypher; he has an irrantional sense of cryptophobia.
cryptophobia by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010

Cryptophobia 

The irrational fear of viewing your crypto portfolio because if you do, you'll realise that you've lost all your money
Friend - "Hey how's your crypto trading going?"

You - "Yeah fine. Great. Good. I think"

Friend - "Can you show me how it works? I mean how much do you have invested?"

You - "I'd love to but my login isn't working at the moment and I have RSI in all my fingers and toes so can't reset it"

Friend - "I have a therapist who deals with cryptophobia - I'll give you their number"
Cryptophobia by Davrot January 17, 2018

crappophobia 

The fear of clogging someone elses toilet.
When you have crappophobia you go to someone's house, and you have to poop, but you are afraid that you will clog their toilet.
crappophobia by mitty39 July 8, 2009

Cleptophobia 

Person A: Come on man, just take it, it's GUM
Person B: I can't do it *cry*
Person A: WTF man? You got cleptophobia
Cleptophobia by Danzy July 31, 2010

Crippophobia 

Fear of disabled people or disability
He was yet another politician suffering from Crippophobia and refused to speak with me or even shake my hand in case my disability was contagious.
Crippophobia by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012

Cryophobia

a fear of extreme cold, ice, snow, frost, blizzards, ect.
Dan: Hey why don't we have the wedding in your home town, Bettles, Alaska?
Jenifer: umm...I would like to but...
Dan: Whats wrong Jen?
Jenifer: well...I have a pretty bad case of Cryophobia..
Dan: oh.. Hawaii then?
Cryophobia by SexiCoon February 13, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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