cryptodouche 

Derogatory term for that friend of yours who won't shut up about Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc. Brags about his virtual millions and how early he invested. Often found unconvincingly rambling about how Blockchain will revolutionize something that's been working just fine for centuries.

"My gen0 CryptoKitties have already quadrupled in value since yesterday!" explained the cryptodouche, as he pulled up a site showing his expensive virtual pets.

cryptodouche by ~marten~ January 16, 2018

Cryptodigger

A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.

Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*

Cryptodigger by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018

Cryptodickbutt 

a cryptodickbutt is what u get in prison when they find out u evaded token taxes

Jailmate 1: “Who’s the new guy”

Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”

Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”

Cryptodickbutt by Gablp December 28, 2021

cryptodaddy 

A sugar daddy in cryptocurrency. Hardcore hodler. Usually drivers a lambo

Hey baby, do you need a cryptodaddy? Check my ripple bags.

cryptodaddy by Florida__Man January 12, 2018

cryptoid 

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

cryptoid by Taylor March 7, 2005

Cryptoastronomy 

The study of theoretical space objects that are not confirmed to exist or not exist

An example of cryptoastronomy is the Nibiru theory

Cryptoastronomy by I Like To Define Words July 8, 2021

cryptodeath

Related to overdose of Vitamin C. See Megascorbic Acid Therapy.

Though the details are unclear, Eddie may have suffered cryptodeath.

cryptodeath by Whissstle March 12, 2010