Derogatory term for that friend of yours who won't shut up about Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc. Brags about his virtual millions and how early he invested. Often found unconvincingly rambling about how Blockchain will revolutionize something that's been working just fine for centuries.
"My gen0 CryptoKitties have already quadrupled in value since yesterday!" explained the cryptodouche, as he pulled up a site showing his expensive virtual pets.
by ~marten~ January 16, 2018
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A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.
Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*
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Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”
Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”
Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”
Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”
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