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Crypted
When someone seems uncertain with their life and the Vietnam flashbacks are strong.
Mainly when a person sees death and wants to stick their dick in it.
Someone stares into the abyss of life and all they want is to slit their wrists.
Mainly when a person sees death and wants to stick their dick in it.
Someone stares into the abyss of life and all they want is to slit their wrists.
Crypted by Iwantcockinmymouth July 30, 2017
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crypted fucker by HomostuckButLessDeath December 6, 2021
cryptodouche
Derogatory term for that friend of yours who won't shut up about Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc. Brags about his virtual millions and how early he invested. Often found unconvincingly rambling about how Blockchain will revolutionize something that's been working just fine for centuries.
"My gen0 CryptoKitties have already quadrupled in value since yesterday!" explained the cryptodouche, as he pulled up a site showing his expensive virtual pets.
cryptodouche by ~marten~ January 16, 2018
Cryptid
An obscure, undocumented creature typically originating from folklore . Typically mythological in nature, but not necessarily supernatural , their existence is only recognized as pseudoscience .
Cryptid by PSUEDONAME July 3, 2018
cryptidist
cryptidist by Ginger The Chamrosh January 16, 2021
Cryptid
An undocumented, seldom-seen creature, typically originating from American folklore.
Recently adopted by the Gen Z demographic to describe individuals that behave and socialize in an introverted, unpredictable and otherwise strange manner, to the point where it's intimidating.
Recently adopted by the Gen Z demographic to describe individuals that behave and socialize in an introverted, unpredictable and otherwise strange manner, to the point where it's intimidating.
"I swear to god, he acts like he's just learning to talk, and then you get to know him and find out he keeps a little kingdom of insects under his bed, and all of them have names. Dude's an actual cryptid."
Cryptid by solvecoagula September 22, 2022
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