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The amazing godly developer, the true cryptex. He is smart and smart.
Cryptex is so smart, smart = cryptex.
cryptex by cryptex_ January 23, 2021

Cryptaxkcdization 

The ability to fit an XKCD to every situation, and Google out the link to it in a few seconds.
"So Alice encrypts her message and sends it to Bob..."
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"

***

Her status message was

"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"

and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/
n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

......................................................................................
My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
crypter by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

crypted fucker

Someone who wants to have sex with a crypted
P1:man I wish Bigfoot would eat my ass
P2:tf your such a crypted fucker

cryptext 

Any text that is so vague as to require addtional text for clarification
cryptext : "kid sick pick up now"

(could mean 2 different things so a response for clarification is necessary)

"Ok..so u r picking up ? or I need 2"
cryptext by Pikamama April 14, 2010
When you get so high you feel dead like the crypt keeper
Damn joe, that stuff got me crypted!
crypted by Crypted June 7, 2016
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"



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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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