Cryptex

A Snowman.

OMG CRYPTEX IS MELTING! ALERT THE PANDANATION!

by Hoodie! August 13, 2009

cryptex

The amazing godly developer, the true cryptex. He is smart and smart.

Cryptex is so smart, smart = cryptex.

by cryptex_ January 23, 2021

Cryptaxkcdization

The ability to fit an XKCD to every situation, and Google out the link to it in a few seconds.

"So Alice encrypts her message and sends it to Bob..."
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"

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Her status message was

"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"

and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/

by TelepathicTwins April 11, 2010

crypter

n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

......................................................................................

My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

crypted fucker

Someone who wants to have sex with a crypted

P1:man I wish Bigfoot would eat my ass
P2:tf your such a crypted fucker

by HomostuckButLessDeath December 6, 2021

cryptext

Any text that is so vague as to require addtional text for clarification

cryptext : "kid sick pick up now"

(could mean 2 different things so a response for clarification is necessary)

"Ok..so u r picking up ? or I need 2"

by Pikamama April 14, 2010

crypted

When you get so high you feel dead like the crypt keeper

Damn joe, that stuff got me crypted!

by Crypted June 7, 2016