When you get so high you feel dead like the crypt keeper
Damn joe, that stuff got me crypted!
by Crypted April 17, 2016
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another slang term for chronic ass bud that will get you ripped.
by matt aka kokane March 02, 2004
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(adj.) Not to be confused with the term when contextually describing dank ass bud, conversely here, this is when one refers to something that is gruesome or hideous in nature, resembling "the living dead straight from the crypt." Also can refer to objects that are bootleg or broke-ass.
Ah, gross man, did you see the grenade your boy made out with on the dance floor? Duuuuuu, girl was fuckin crypt.

Look at that car, its got 4 mismatching rims from wal-mart, that shit's wack. No man, that whip is crypt as fuck.
by RoobyDoobyDoo February 23, 2011
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1. Place for the dead
2. Source of all good horror stories, as told by 'The Crypt Keeper'
1. When I die, put my body in a crypt.
2. "Bad evening, boils and ghouls! Tonight's terrifying tale of spooktacular woe comes straight from my home, the crypt."
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A gang, representing "The West Side." The official gang colour is blue, and members are often seen wearing a blue flag hanging out of their back left pocket.

A popular member of the Crypt's is Snoop Dogg himself.

Many people confuse the name Crypt's with the Crip's, but they are just plain idiodic and should do some research before they start listening to this so called "music" they call rap.

Rock and Roll! Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden!!!
"I keep a blue flag hangin' out my back side, but only on the left side, yeah that's the Crypt side"
-Snoop Dogg
by Devonb April 30, 2005
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1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.
1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.

2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.
by JayR June 18, 2004
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When someone seems uncertain with their life and the Vietnam flashbacks are strong.

Mainly when a person sees death and wants to stick their dick in it.

Someone stares into the abyss of life and all they want is to slit their wrists.
Someone: *stares into distance with blank expression.*

Me: Damn they look crypted.
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