crojaculation
When a crow that is packing attempts to shoot a load until becoming self aware and realising that he is infertile.. then he shoots himself rather than a load
crojaculation by b1llb1llson April 1, 2025
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Crojaculation
When a crow that is packing attempts to shoot a load until becoming self aware and realising that he is infertile.. then he shoots himself rather than a load
Crojaculation by b1llb1llson April 1, 2025
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Conjaculations
Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010
carjaculation
Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.
Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!
carjaculation by killersbytrade April 3, 2009
Brojaculation
When a man achieves such an intense broner, he ejaculates. All instances of brojaculation occur when two or more men are doing or viewing something incredibly manly together. This is the most extreme form of bromance, typically only achieved when the guilty party member is, in fact, homosexual.
Typically followed up with:
"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"
or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"
Typically followed up with:
"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"
or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"
Potentially Gay Party Member: "Watching A-Rod hit that homer caused me to achieve brojaculation!"
Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."
PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*
OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "
Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."
PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*
OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "
Brojaculation by Their Pseudonym November 25, 2009
Crejaculation
Creative ejaculation
A brainwave resulting in a creative piece of speech, text or some other form of digital artwork.
A brainwave resulting in a creative piece of speech, text or some other form of digital artwork.
1. First i got lost in a series of brainfarts, but right after that i creajaculated this heavenly piece of art.
2. This painting is my latest crejaculation.
2. This painting is my latest crejaculation.
Crejaculation by Mediajockeys.nl March 13, 2011
Cojaculation
Cojaculation by Nemoytion November 30, 2004
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