Cryberbation

When you are so broke, sad and lonely, you must use your own tears for lubricant when masterbating.

Years of on-line dating had cost Tim a fortune and left his so sad, broke and confused that he had to resort to cryberbation.

by Timpon68 February 7, 2013

Crysterbation

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

Cybernations

Literally the dumbest game I've ever played. It's like Mafia Wars on crack except most of the people who play care A LOT. It takes literally less than a minute to play per day and 99.999% of what you do is play with your balls. However, like anything, in life no matter how dull the situation, there are lulz to be had. Most of your enjoyment if you don't have a social disorder will be pissing off the people who care WAY too much about their pixels and bring morality of all things into a spreadsheet game. Anyway, I've been playing for over a year now and as long as you look at it in the right way and join an alliance that doesn't care about the poor little defenseless nations being tech raided and....GASP losing their pixels, you'll have fun.

Guy 1 "I Play Cybernations"

Guy 2 "Awe man that sounds cool"

Guy 1 "Not really"

by Emperor Zalgo February 25, 2011

cryerbation

1.)To masturbate while crying.
2.)To lubricate ones passion with ones own tears.

Billy indulged in cryerbation after his girlfriend dumped him.

by Fuckin skank November 14, 2007

crybernating

Spending time away from regular daily activities after being defeated by the world, to sulk and have a self 'why me' pity party... enabling one to come back into the world, refreshed- back with a vengeances.

After losing Brandon in the Big Brother House, Rachel spent much of a week crybernating, only to be ready to compete to her fullest against the other competitors.

by french tipsy August 15, 2011

Cybernation

A fun game that brings out the inner nerd in us all, however it is plauged by crooked moderators that feel as though 40,000 participants is a large number on the World-Wide-Web and so ban people from the site for ridiculous reasons including refering to the game as a "game" and for using smilies on the forums or fighting an alliance the moderators like.

Michael: Dude you check your cybernations yet?

Connor:Nah I got banned for signing on from a different IP address.

Michael:Did you send an appeal?

Connor: Yeah but it was improperly capitalized so I was denied.

Michael:Well at least you got your life back now.

by The Master Cooke October 6, 2010

cybernations

A fun browser-based strategy game in which you fight wars against other nations and join alliances. Moderator bias makes it impossible to fight against some of the larger alliances because the mods just delete enemy nations because the internet is serious business.

Person 1: Hey man, how's your nation in Cybernations?

Person 2: SwordOfEstel deleted it because I refused to trade with her nation "Pope Hope".

by treefinguy August 15, 2007