cyberbation

To cyberbate, see cyberbate,the act of cyberbating

john liked to cyberbate while watching stills from the paris hilton video while his girlfriend watched on webcam

by joe reppert April 8, 2004

Cybernations

Literally the dumbest game I've ever played. It's like Mafia Wars on crack except most of the people who play care A LOT. It takes literally less than a minute to play per day and 99.999% of what you do is play with your balls. However, like anything, in life no matter how dull the situation, there are lulz to be had. Most of your enjoyment if you don't have a social disorder will be pissing off the people who care WAY too much about their pixels and bring morality of all things into a spreadsheet game. Anyway, I've been playing for over a year now and as long as you look at it in the right way and join an alliance that doesn't care about the poor little defenseless nations being tech raided and....GASP losing their pixels, you'll have fun.

Guy 1 "I Play Cybernations"

Guy 2 "Awe man that sounds cool"

Guy 1 "Not really"

by Emperor Zalgo February 25, 2011

cryerbation

1.)To masturbate while crying.
2.)To lubricate ones passion with ones own tears.

Billy indulged in cryerbation after his girlfriend dumped him.

by Fuckin skank November 14, 2007

Cokerbation

In college athletics, it's that probation feel without actual NCAA involvement; usually directly resulting from the ineptitude of a coach or higher up.

"We're on cokerbation untill the Larry Coker era is over"

by LarryCokerMustGo November 16, 2006

Cybernation

A fun game that brings out the inner nerd in us all, however it is plauged by crooked moderators that feel as though 40,000 participants is a large number on the World-Wide-Web and so ban people from the site for ridiculous reasons including refering to the game as a "game" and for using smilies on the forums or fighting an alliance the moderators like.

Michael: Dude you check your cybernations yet?

Connor:Nah I got banned for signing on from a different IP address.

Michael:Did you send an appeal?

Connor: Yeah but it was improperly capitalized so I was denied.

Michael:Well at least you got your life back now.

by The Master Cooke October 6, 2010

Cryberbation

When you are so broke, sad and lonely, you must use your own tears for lubricant when masterbating.

Years of on-line dating had cost Tim a fortune and left his so sad, broke and confused that he had to resort to cryberbation.

by Timpon68 February 7, 2013

Cyberboating

A port-manteau of 'Cybersex' and 'Motorboating', meant to symbolise the virtual motorboating of a person via written text on a social networking platform (such as Facebook or a chat application). It is a playful term and can apply to either a man or a woman, with the respective motorboated zones usually being the crotch on the former and the cleavage on the latter; just like in irl motorboating.

Status update: "Happy birthday! Consider yourself cyberboated, you hot piece of crotch tosh!! *wink*"

Ever since my fag hag went backpacking overseas I've had to settle for mere cyberboating :(

by TheGreatSpaces November 18, 2011