cryerbation 

1.)To masturbate while crying.
2.)To lubricate ones passion with ones own tears.

Billy indulged in cryerbation after his girlfriend dumped him.

cryerbation by Fuckin skank November 14, 2007

Crysterbation 

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

Crysterbation by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

Cokerbation 

In college athletics, it's that probation feel without actual NCAA involvement; usually directly resulting from the ineptitude of a coach or higher up.

"We're on cokerbation untill the Larry Coker era is over"

Cokerbation by LarryCokerMustGo November 16, 2006

Cryberbation 

When you are so broke, sad and lonely, you must use your own tears for lubricant when masterbating.

Years of on-line dating had cost Tim a fortune and left his so sad, broke and confused that he had to resort to cryberbation.

Cryberbation by Timpon68 February 7, 2013

Crybation 

To masturbate with your own tears. If unable to produce tears, visine or a laboratory produced tear will suffice.

After the complete dejection of the entire female population, Paul was left with crybation as his only means of fulfillment.

Crybation by Not the Paul in the Example November 14, 2009

Crysterbation 

1.Verb- crying whilst in the process of masturbation.

2.Noun- see above

Portrayed accurately in Little Ashes by Robert Pattinson when his gay lover hooks up with the girl he loves while he is in the room (confused yet? Don't be, basically Robert Pattinson is incapable of playing a character that questions his sexuality) (oh by the way, Little Ashes is an accurate portrayl of Salvador Dali's life, soooo as far as I know, Salvador Dali is the only case of crysterbation in mass media. More win for surrealists) "I thought he was simply crying in his room until he ran out of breath and I heard something else; he was clearly crysterbating."

Crysterbation by Salvador Dali win December 23, 2010

crysterbation 

when you cry whilst masterbating

your on the north pole your tears are frozen....crysterbation

crysterbation by jarnzy November 29, 2010