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Cybernations 

Literally the dumbest game I've ever played. It's like Mafia Wars on crack except most of the people who play care A LOT. It takes literally less than a minute to play per day and 99.999% of what you do is play with your balls. However, like anything, in life no matter how dull the situation, there are lulz to be had. Most of your enjoyment if you don't have a social disorder will be pissing off the people who care WAY too much about their pixels and bring morality of all things into a spreadsheet game. Anyway, I've been playing for over a year now and as long as you look at it in the right way and join an alliance that doesn't care about the poor little defenseless nations being tech raided and....GASP losing their pixels, you'll have fun.
Guy 1 "I Play Cybernations"

Guy 2 "Awe man that sounds cool"

Guy 1 "Not really"
Cybernations by Emperor Zalgo February 25, 2011
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cybernations 

A fun browser-based strategy game in which you fight wars against other nations and join alliances. Moderator bias makes it impossible to fight against some of the larger alliances because the mods just delete enemy nations because the internet is serious business.
Person 1: Hey man, how's your nation in Cybernations?

Person 2: SwordOfEstel deleted it because I refused to trade with her nation "Pope Hope".
cybernations by treefinguy August 15, 2007

Cybernation 

A fun game that brings out the inner nerd in us all, however it is plauged by crooked moderators that feel as though 40,000 participants is a large number on the World-Wide-Web and so ban people from the site for ridiculous reasons including refering to the game as a "game" and for using smilies on the forums or fighting an alliance the moderators like.
Michael: Dude you check your cybernations yet?

Connor:Nah I got banned for signing on from a different IP address.

Michael:Did you send an appeal?

Connor: Yeah but it was improperly capitalized so I was denied.

Michael:Well at least you got your life back now.
Cybernation by The Master Cooke October 6, 2010

Cybernation 

Human form of hibernation. Where a person ends all social contact with other people in the name of the internet.
"Is Lewis coming out tonight?"..."no he's gone into cybernation"

cybernating 

when somebody is usually online all the time, due to a hardline, constant internet source, and then disappears for more than forty eight hours without a trace
guy 1: "dude, i didn't see you online this weekend. where were you?"
guy 2: "sorry bro, i was cybernating"
cybernating by majero March 23, 2004

cyberation 

to be scolded or harshly criticized by other users in a chat room or comment space on the internet
His word entry received great cyberation due to its sexist innuendos.
cyberation by tik-tiki October 20, 2008

Cybergation

The online followers that comprise a cybervangelist's congregation.
"The fire and brimstone talking heads at the Christian Broadcasting Network make a killing preaching against virtual vice to their cybergation in America's Bible Belt."
Cybergation by VirtualVice August 14, 2009