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amber crissinger 

an extremely large woman, commonly mistaked for a whale or large animal. national geographic made a magazine about this large creature but didnt have a camera lense wide enough to capture its enormous bod.
bro: damn bruh do you see that thing ?, i think its an amber crissinger..
bruh: yeah bro ! its wider than my cock !
amber crissinger by jdeante14 September 2, 2010

Jacob Curtsinger 

A hot single male looking to mingle with the neighbors mom
Dude you’re acting like a Jacob curtsinger, you gotta stop

Carly Freakin Curtsinger 

Verb: Kinda freakin weird but mostly fun. She as a best friend named Nicele Maggard. She Likes Boys...the black ones mostly.
carly freakin curtsinger is sex

crudfinger 

The smell on your finger after fingering a girls asshole.
Dude smell that.
Bro, you got some crudfinger.
I know man I slipped.
crudfinger by Natedogg27 April 21, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026