Crutsinger

Some one who is cripled from the waist down and wont get any action

Dude ur a fucking crutsinger

by i want to line all the guys up May 13, 2010

amber crissinger

an extremely large woman, commonly mistaked for a whale or large animal. national geographic made a magazine about this large creature but didnt have a camera lense wide enough to capture its enormous bod.

bro: damn bruh do you see that thing ?, i think its an amber crissinger..
bruh: yeah bro ! its wider than my cock !

by jdeante14 September 2, 2010

Jacob Curtsinger

A hot single male looking to mingle with the neighbors mom

Dude you’re acting like a Jacob curtsinger, you gotta stop

by Goblinceller69 July 23, 2022

Carly Freakin Curtsinger

Verb: Kinda freakin weird but mostly fun. She as a best friend named Nicele Maggard. She Likes Boys...the black ones mostly.

carly freakin curtsinger is sex

by as;ldlfja;lsdkjf. June 11, 2010

crudfinger

The smell on your finger after fingering a girls asshole.

Dude smell that.
Bro, you got some crudfinger.
I know man I slipped.

by Natedogg27 April 21, 2009