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Cumfingers 

The result of masturbating in your hand.
‘I had cumfingers after that wanksaid Ronnie
Cumfingers by AstrayMind98 May 9, 2020
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Crud Finger 

A phrase that's used among farmers that refers to the dirt stain on the side of your fingers that doesn't wash off until winter.
Person 1: Hey have you found any way to get that dirt off your hands?

Person 2: No, that's crud finger, it won't come off until the winter.
Crud Finger by organicintern July 12, 2009

Crutsinger 

Some one who is cripled from the waist down and wont get any action
Dude ur a fucking crutsinger

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026