Crutchn
After a break up a person is vulnerable and feels the need to "lean" on someone. They are desperate and trying to pursue someone or use someone just because they are vulnerable
Crutchn by Revamptherevisionist July 24, 2014
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Friend Crutch
Someone you use in order to stop boredom because all of your other cool friends are at work, with family, etc.
A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.
A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.
Guy 1: You hanged out with Ryan yesterday?! Dude he is such a tool....
Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.
Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.
Friend Crutch by axemII June 16, 2011
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Dry as a nuns crutch
Dry as a nuns crutch by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011
crotchnugget
A baby; a deragatory term.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.
crotchnugget by gluedmfo July 20, 2009
crutch
A crutch is a figure of speech that describes something that is used as a surrogate or substitute for a more ideal solution or approach, as in the use of medical crutches as an assistance device for walking. The term also implies a degree of habitual laziness.
"A debugger is a crutch for programmers too lazy to add proper logging to their applications."
"Using pre-made pancake mix instead of making it from scratch is a crutch."
"Using pre-made pancake mix instead of making it from scratch is a crutch."
crutch by glycoslave April 16, 2010
Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch
Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.