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Crutched 

Helped to the point of extreme aid. Needlessly assisted.

Too supported.
That girl is so crutched. I hate being crutched, I am a free spirit.
Crutched by Becthy July 2, 2023

Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.
Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!
Crutched-up by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003

clutched up 

Peter really clutched up when he sent the math notes.
clutched up by Joshua_Rothwell March 10, 2017

credit crunched 

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch
They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.
credit crunched by monstermere January 15, 2009

Clutched my pearls 

To place your hand on your collar or around your neck in a prudish way as to display shock or disgust towards someone or something.

The imagery is that of a rich woman clutching her peal necklace in fear/shock.
That comedian was so vulgar that I clutched my pearls during the entire show.

Did you see that ugly baby!?!? ::say this as you clutch your pearls::

crunched myself 

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.
"Sorry I crunched myself"
crunched myself by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017