Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.
by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love
by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 08, 2011

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