Brown Bear tipper

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.
by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011
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fart and give me a clue

haveing sex with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!
i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love
by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011
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urban shit storer

Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.
the teacher at university is an urban shit storer no wonder theres a pong when he comes in
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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Scratch and Scream

Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 08, 2011
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Brown hole investigator

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!
by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011
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Tough Beef

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.
i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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Wobblers

Craig 'wow that birds got big wobblers, imagine those in your face'
by AGnumbnuts November 08, 2011
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