31 definitions by AGnumbnuts

tube trouble

Stuck on a packed train with a turtlehead (a poo), no where to go.

John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.

Danny 'no toilets about?'

John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

bag, tag and hurl

When your dog does a steamer and you bag it up and chuck it as far as you can to see who you hit.

haha funny story Fido did his business and I bag, tag and hurl ed it at this oldlady

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

The Kurnal

The mother of all poo. The one that blocks your mother-in-laws toilet so that you can never go back there.

The wifes mum doesnt want me to go around there more. The kurnal made an apperance last time!

by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011

bread knife

rythming slang for wife

the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

banjo'ed

When something breaks to the point of no return. No fixing will ever get it back working.

Helena banjo'ed her car the other day, who let her on the roads shes a menace! Wouldnt mind looking in her box though

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

fart and give me a clue

haveing sex with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!

i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

Brown hole investigator

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011