AGnumbnuts's definitions

bread knife

rythming slang for wife

the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

Yorkshite budgie bagger

when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls

'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Bianca envy

See Bianca by AGnumbnuts..

When everybody in work wants a bit of Bianca, wants to do the dirty to her but like mentioned she has plenty to go around..but not for any newbies!

David to Craig 'James has taken Bianca around back'

C 'Tell him hes dead if he hurts her'

D 'You really have Bianca envy '

by AGnumbnuts November 17, 2011

Urban Splash

The art of pissing up a graffitied wall.

My mate Craig loves abit of urban splash on a weekend.

by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011

Tough Beef

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.

i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Brown hole investigator

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

tube trouble

Stuck on a packed train with a turtlehead (a poo), no where to go.

John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.

Danny 'no toilets about?'

John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011