31 definitions by AGnumbnuts
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.
Danny 'no toilets about?'
John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.
Danny 'no toilets about?'
John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.
by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011
Knowing you've hit your birds sweet spot after a bit of rough anal because its her first time and shes drunk to be taken advantage of.
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.
HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011