Clutchness 

The greatest softball coach that ever lived has a word for a team being able to deliver clutch performances at just the right time. It’s a compilation of individuals each bring key performances and compounding them together at peak moments to bring team clutchness!

The Sooners softball team brings clutchness to the super regionals In a 2-0 shutout against Alabama!

Clutchness by physicaltherapist1 May 25, 2025

picasso of clutchness 

the very epitome of being able to perform under pressure and being constantly clutch.

A person who is the picasso of clutch makes the world his palette and inscribes his greatness in it

Kachi is the picasso of clutchness

That elmejoresKash is the picasso of clutchness

picasso of clutchness by elmejor April 3, 2010

*clutches purse* 

when you see a white person come near you in the streets

person 1: is that a yt person???
person 2: hold your bag close.... *clutches purse*

*clutches purse* by Dr Phil's April 26, 2021

Clutchyness 

Someone does something that comes in clutch it’s very clutchyness

Oh this nigga brought home food that’s clutchyness right there!

Clutchyness by Kylizzle21 July 17, 2018

*clutches purse* 

this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.

person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“

*clutches purse* by chuusouljaontt June 2, 2021

Clutchersons 

A group or individual who can clutch/win or take back the game despite the score or amount of apposing team members.

Clutchersons: The name given to a team/Group of people who can clutch/win a game for the team.

Clutchersons by MrSalty June 18, 2017

crutchless panties 

panties with the crutch missing

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."
paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"

crutchless panties by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003