crusto

Something that is so freaking crusty it can give you a stie and your bed can be crusty and rotten is you have a crusto that means you are a brutha.

You can wipe your crusty hands in your eye and get a stie or pick your boogers and get a big collections of crusto's and throw them on your bed

by Crusty Frank August 19, 2017

Crusto

when your being crusty but they say it as a noun not an adjective.

ew. you crusto.

by a.bxtch.that.hates.boris&trump October 13, 2020

Panty Crust

The crusty film from bodily fluids that builds up in the underwear after several days of consecutive use.

As Kimball pulled down his boyfriend's panties and went to work he felt the Panty Crust on his chin.

by yoyo4094 July 3, 2015

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Crust muffin

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Crustabate

This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.

Dan Millahews crustabated on the haters, daily.

by Millahews March 26, 2019

Kristy Crust

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.

Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020