crustomer

Is a customer that is very crusty and rude.

When an employee complains that they dealt with a crustomer.

by nolan gray October 16, 2006

Crustomer

Any customer at any facility that is there to ruin your life. Wether they know it or not.

“I pay your wages”- crustomer

“This damn crustomer just vomited all over the bathroom”

by fuckedoffwaitress July 24, 2018

Crustomer

A crusty ass customer who can't recognize the difference between customer service and flirting.

That crustomer just rolled up in the bank and told me I had a beautiful finger when I showed him how to use the ATM.

by Therealhneal January 10, 2015

crustomer

The guy who goes thru the drive thru at a fast food restaurant and questions the clerk about the taxes charged as if they could do something about what the register rings up for tax

Hey bruh, in this town the crustomers are skank

by Gayrose December 14, 2019

customer avoidance

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.

Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!

by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

customer is always right

1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and that they are always correct.

2. An instance of an employee agreeing with a customer.

1.The customer is always right about our merchandise.

2. Even if the customer is wrong, we basically have to kiss their ass with the "customer is always right" policy--even though the customer was wrong (and an idiot)

3. (Opposite) The employee is always right, the customer is a moron.

by French038 December 1, 2005