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Crustolean

The chunk of poop that build up inside a didgeridoo when defecated in that act as valves to help produce its unique sound.
Man this cobber acting like a chunky crustolean.
by Escobaros June 14, 2019
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Rusty Crustacean

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.
Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.
by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015
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crotch crustacean

(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.
I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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vagina crustaceans

when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust
tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee
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Bourgeoi-Crustaceans

Rich, money-hoarding Crustaceans, including crabs, lobsters, crayfish, and shrimp.
The reason Proletaria-lopods are oppressed is because of the greed of Bourgeoi-Crustaceans.
by Javier2798 November 7, 2017
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Legit Crustacean Minutes

The time of night when the less dominant niggas go out to scavange through the debris to find food (the prefered food is chicken). This is betweem 3:30AM to 4:00AM. After the real niggas have transformed back from being isopods which was during real isopod hours.
Hey John when is legit crustacean minutes?
Its thirty minutes after real isopod hours.
by CarlAzuzV.2 February 8, 2018
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Crustacean yogurt

the little crusty things on the edge of yogurt containers
Wow! Crustacean yogurt! I love me some crustacean yogurt!!!!!!!!
by Hot mama Hershey December 6, 2017
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