Crustoff 

Two men agree to a challenge. One man uses a fleshlight and doesn't clean it. He then gives it to his friend. His friend uses it and the cycle repeats. First man to give up and clean it has to pay $5 to the other man for each time the fleshlight was exchanged.

"Me and Jake just finished a 3 week Crustoff, never doing that again!"

Crustoff by seedeedee March 19, 2017

Cristoffer 

Cristoffer is a norwegian name, someone named Cristoffer has a big dick.

I was playing soccer with Cristoffer today!

Cristoffer by Loliplay October 14, 2019

Crushoff 

The awkward phase where two people both like each other but do not want to admit it to each other yet, a standoff of feelings.

Bob: Sheril and Joey are in love but neither want to admit it.
Fred: That's such a bad Crushoff.

Crushoff by dunkle barbaraman June 22, 2015

Windy pie with the crust off 

Nothing - no pie, no crust.

Used as a comical response to a question about what’s for dinner etc.

Daughter: Hey Dad, what’s for dinner?
Dad: Windy pie with the crust off.

Windy pie with the crust off by Greenbook October 12, 2018

Cristoff 

A Filipino boy around 5'2 with a very small penis and girly voice.

Brooo, did you talk to Cristoff? He has such a girly laugh!

Cristoff by ikksu March 22, 2020

cristoffer fra pvgs

ikke smooth

du er så sykt cristoffer fra pvgs as, ikke smooth

cristoffer fra pvgs by Navlelo Expert... November 22, 2017

cristoff 

A Filipino boy around 6'4 with a very large penis and a very deep and masculine voice.

Brooo, did you talk to Cristoff? He has such a hot laugh!

cristoff by pissman321 November 2, 2021