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"Darn it, now there are cruppies all over my paper!"
Cruppie by TheWhiteGirl March 27, 2013
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Crappie Flop 

When you loose complete muscle control, then fall to the ground with your limbs thrashing and twitching about uncontrollably.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.
Dude!! Did you see that guy do the Crappie Flop when the cop shot him with that Taser?
Crappie Flop by Shock Therapy April 25, 2005
Related Words
to punch a kid as hard as one can in the chest, esp. in the name of the Lord
I just cruppled ... the kid, and I ... leaned over and I said, "...When are you gonna stop playing games with God?"
crupple by plunderingsloth June 29, 2016

The Crappies 

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.
Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.
The Crappies by Gritty42 October 24, 2011
Derogatory, racist term for a wealthy, upscale or otherwise arrogant, pompous person of far-east asian descent, typically natural-born business-class asian americans (as opposed to foreign born).
My neighbours are a bunch of chuppie bastards.

I sold a gram of some ream shitty scag to this dumb chuppy for €150.
Chuppie by Wild Drunken Bill August 2, 2008
A traditional English Football game played by children where players compete against each other to score in one goal, usually marked-out by jumpers/trees against the fat kid nominated to go in goal (or int' nets up north). The last child to score in each round is eliminated and a new round starts until the final two players are left. This is deemed 'the final' and 2 or 3 goals are required to become champion.

Can be played in 'singles' or 'doubles'... Goal-hanging is not tolerated and persistant offenders will be penalised with 'Penalties-all-round' where every other player is awarded a penalty-kick from 12 paces.

Regional Variations:
- Cuppies
- Cup-sies
- World Cups
- Wembley Doubles
"Please Mrs Shufflebottom, is our Jimmy allowed out to come out and play Cuppies"
Cuppies by Tuckmoth June 22, 2004
Very good pot, mostly grown hydroponically
Those crippie knots are dank
Crippie by Landon the Stoner July 27, 2003
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