Definitions by Gritty42

Navel surprise 

Left over jizz found in a girls belly button the following day.

Lisa: Eww gross whats in my belly button!!!

Karen: It appears Kyle left you a Navel surprise.

Navel surprise by Gritty42 November 29, 2011

Nut Suckers 

What emo's commonly refer to as; "Skinny Jeans"

The emo kid put on his "Nut Suckers"

Nut Suckers by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

The Crappies 

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.

Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.

The Crappies by Gritty42 October 24, 2011