Gritty42's definitions

Navel surprise

Left over jizz found in a girls belly button the following day.

Lisa: Eww gross whats in my belly button!!!

Karen: It appears Kyle left you a Navel surprise.

by Gritty42 November 29, 2011

The Crappies

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.

Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.

by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

Nut Suckers

What emo's commonly refer to as; "Skinny Jeans"

The emo kid put on his "Nut Suckers"

by Gritty42 October 24, 2011