crappie 

Sillier spelling of crappy. Guaranteed to draw at least one snicker out of a crowd, the same way the word poop always seems to.

The mall's all boarded up now, that's crappie.

crappie by Babbo September 29, 2008

crappie 

the derogatory word for capitalists derived from "crapitalist" parodies the word commie that I made the fuck up.

-I love to kill tens of millions every year and then hypocritically blame socialism for the same thing like a scapegoat although I am exeggerating the numbers and making some bullshit and lies the fuck up and never talk about myself.

-Damn, you are such a crappie

crappie by ZalanBelDahl March 23, 2022

Crappie Flop 

When you loose complete muscle control, then fall to the ground with your limbs thrashing and twitching about uncontrollably.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.

Dude!! Did you see that guy do the Crappie Flop when the cop shot him with that Taser?

Crappie Flop by Shock Therapy April 25, 2005

Crappie flop 

When one meth intake exceeded ones meth tolerance past the point of Spunducky and beyond the point of Twizzle-twacked...the crappie flop stage of meth use is an overdose ending in a violent seizure.

That junkie way over did it on that last one he's on the floor crappie flopping like a fish outta water...

Crappie flop by Ghost Goody 66 August 24, 2017

Crappie flopping 

Is a black guy that dates only white girls

Man did you see tyrone that niggas been crappie flopping his hole life

Crappie flopping by anonymous August 19, 2019

Flopping like a crappie 

To die, Dying.

If I start "Flopping like a crappie" after eating this, you'll know why.

Flopping like a crappie by Jacjoa September 15, 2020

fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

fishing for crappie by blackstardust May 7, 2024