cryppie

floridian slang for good weed.

hey dude is that cryppie or regs?

by cher November 5, 2003

cryppie

A military technician with misplaced self-confidence, super-abundant ego, marginal service loyalty; a second string NSA clerk with delusions of adequacy. Also spelled Cryppy.

The cryppies were mortified that a former enlisted Boatswains Mate would now be their commanding officer.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Crappie Flop

When you loose complete muscle control, then fall to the ground with your limbs thrashing and twitching about uncontrollably.
Often associated with someone having a seizure, however can be caused by other sources such as getting shot with a Taser.

Dude!! Did you see that guy do the Crappie Flop when the cop shot him with that Taser?

by Shock Therapy April 25, 2005

The Crappies

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.

Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.

by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

Crippie

Very good pot, mostly grown hydroponically

Those crippie knots are dank

by Landon the Stoner July 27, 2003

cryptier

Good looking evil guy whos smart.

that guy was really cryptier the other day
cryptier is super cool
I love cryptier

you know that guy in our class he's really cryptier.

by juilean petterson July 27, 2009

Cryppin

When something is blue or when someone is wearing blue. Refers to the iconic blue worn by crypts

Jack: I am wearing blue today
James: Yeah you’re cryppin today

by jimmydol March 4, 2019