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Crunksmas 

Celebrated in accordance with Christmas and Christmas eve. Following one's familial commitments to the holiday, they converge with friends to get super faded on a miriad of substances and celebrate in true form.
Phone call: "dude, i just finished Christmas eve dinner with the fam. Now let's get Crunksmas started!
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Crunkmas 

Originating in Richmond, BC, it is a celebration held in January where adults get together after the busy Christmas Holiday season and drink & eat completely way too much. Often times there will be vomiting, noise complaints and ridiculous drunken shenanigans. Every year there is different theme.
I can't wait for Crunkmas again this year, it's gonna be off the hizzy!
Crunkmas by A to the D December 23, 2013

Crunkswagga 

When something is fly it has this.
Ka'Tura's Jordans are crunkswagga, Br0tha.
Crunkswagga by britbbyyy April 14, 2009

chungsmas 

it's beginning to look a lot like chungsmas
chungsmas by th0t.slicer January 9, 2021

Crunkpasto

to paint in the style of impasto while under the influence of alcohol
"Seth and Rachel bought a bottle of wine and paint so they could create crunkpasto art."
Crunkpasto by Grams44 January 3, 2012

Crunknasty

--Adjective

1. being in temporary state beyond intoxication in which the only relevant goals in life are one's friends.

2. being overstimulated by a combination of alcohol, cigarettes, adderall, and upbeat popular music.
1. I heard you got hella crunknasty with the bros last weekend.

2. Dude, he was so crunknasty after that line; I've never seen anyone dance to GaGa with a cigarette in one hand and a cup in the other.
Crunknasty by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

Crunklash 

1.A injury to the cervical vertebrae do to crunk activity.
2. The shaking of dreads rapidly or crazily.

3. Nigga head-bangin.
1. Waka Flocka Flame may have crunklash in his video "Oletsdoit".
2. I shook my dreads so hard I think I got crunklash.
3. I'm bout to get crunklash in the club.
Crunklash by C-Bo Cecilio March 8, 2010
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