crunkmaster 

-noun
kru^ngk mas-ter, kru^ngk mah-ster

1. a person with the ability or power to reach a point of inebriation beyond the point of recognition

2. one who facilitates a binge drinking session

3. Lil' Jon

Dude, did you see Peter Frampton at TGI Fridays last night? He was being such a crunkmaster, that he tried sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes.

crunkmaster by crunkmaster whodi general February 13, 2009

Designated Crunkmaster 

1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.

2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.

Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.

"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"

"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"

Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.

This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.

Designated Crunkmaster by too school for cool January 24, 2012

Crushmaster 

1) Most "crushed" person as dictated by the website goodcrush.com. It can be argued that the crushmaster is the sexiest person of the year (or at least the most desired person in the nation on Valentines' Day).
2) creators of the site goodcrush.com

"Jon Hwang is the ultimate crushmaster. He was crushed over 500 times this Valentine's day."

Crushmaster by crushed. February 14, 2009

Crunk Master 

The person at a party that is first to get intoxicated; be it alcohol, marijuana, or hard core drugs. This person aims toward one goal: to get and stay plastered.

A crunk master can easily be identified in the wild as the first to take their shirt off and the last to recover from a hangover.

I just woke up in a dumpster with no clothes with no recollection of last night; I must've been quite the crunk master

I hate the crunk master. She just tore off all of her clothes after a bottle of champagne at my wedding and fucked the best man before the ceremony,

The crunk master just did crystal meth after 20 shots! Lets go watch her puke and get arrested!

I got a call from the crunk master and she says she is Mexico with a balloon full of cocaine in her ass.

Crunk Master by Idroppedapbiology2011 May 10, 2011

cuntmaster extreme 

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.

Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

cuntmaster extreme by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.

That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!

cuntmaster by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

cuckmaster 

The lover of a woman whose husband or partner is a cuckold.

Her cuckold boyfriend is in awe of the sexual prowess of their cuckmaster.

cuckmaster by Ron Handy October 12, 2008