Crunknasty

--Adjective

1. being in temporary state beyond intoxication in which the only relevant goals in life are one's friends.

2. being overstimulated by a combination of alcohol, cigarettes, adderall, and upbeat popular music.

1. I heard you got hella crunknasty with the bros last weekend.

2. Dude, he was so crunknasty after that line; I've never seen anyone dance to GaGa with a cigarette in one hand and a cup in the other.

Crunknasty by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

Crunknasty

1. An adjective to describe a state of uncontrollable euphoria reached from getting crunk. Usually one being crunknasty occurs at the pinnacle of one's drinking.

2. A noun for referencing a Crunkmaster.

Phil: "Hey brah, you coming to the bump'n party tonight?"

Matt: "Yeah, word. I plan on getting real crunknasty."

Crunknasty by Cecil Banks April 26, 2009

Crunkpasto

to paint in the style of impasto while under the influence of alcohol

"Seth and Rachel bought a bottle of wine and paint so they could create crunkpasto art."

Crunkpasto by Grams44 January 3, 2012

Crunk-Nasty

When one is drunk and out of control to the extent of being nasty... this may occur after a round of edward forty-hands or other means of getting wasted.

Gia did you have fun last night? yes i got crunk-nasty.

Crunk-Nasty by Andrew- August 22, 2006

crunk nasty 

(krunk nastee) adj.

Used to describe an object or person that is so nasty that when one has gotten crunk, the object, or person, is still nasty.

"Them fatties we saw down at the Piggly-Wiggly was crunk nasty!"

crunk nasty by Shmimdizzle December 28, 2005

Chucknasty 

Chucknasty is an adjective coined by one Mr. Chuckran, a high school physics teacher. It is used to describe extreme or ideal conditions, such as when there is zero gravity, no friction, or amusement park rides that can go extremely fast. At Chucknasty's Amusement Park, rides are designed to work so that the occupant, usually {Souza}, will be harmned.

Chucknasty is also the name of a super hero who has the power to make situations ideal.

In a chucknasty world, Newton's cradle would be able to go on indefinently.

Chucknasty by Chuckran's Student May 30, 2009

Designated Crunkmaster 

1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.

2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.

Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.

"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"

"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"

Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.

This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.

Designated Crunkmaster by too school for cool January 24, 2012