Crunkpasto

to paint in the style of impasto while under the influence of alcohol

"Seth and Rachel bought a bottle of wine and paint so they could create crunkpasto art."

Crunkpasto by Grams44 January 3, 2012

crunkaso 

A powerful, wild, drunken punch that connects and often knocks out the opponent. A combination of "crunk" and "chingaso".

Man, that fight was square, except for that last crunkaso. Se puso bien chevere despues. <It was awesome after that.>

crunkaso by Noir April 29, 2008

Crunknasty

--Adjective

1. being in temporary state beyond intoxication in which the only relevant goals in life are one's friends.

2. being overstimulated by a combination of alcohol, cigarettes, adderall, and upbeat popular music.

1. I heard you got hella crunknasty with the bros last weekend.

2. Dude, he was so crunknasty after that line; I've never seen anyone dance to GaGa with a cigarette in one hand and a cup in the other.

Crunknasty by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

Crunknasty

1. An adjective to describe a state of uncontrollable euphoria reached from getting crunk. Usually one being crunknasty occurs at the pinnacle of one's drinking.

2. A noun for referencing a Crunkmaster.

Phil: "Hey brah, you coming to the bump'n party tonight?"

Matt: "Yeah, word. I plan on getting real crunknasty."

Crunknasty by Cecil Banks April 26, 2009

Designated Crunkmaster 

1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.

2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.

Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.

"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"

"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"

Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.

This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.

Designated Crunkmaster by too school for cool January 24, 2012

crunktastic 

crunk + fantastic = crunktastic
also crunkalicious, crunktacular
these are cracker words

that movie was crunktastic

crunktastic by j-money August 28, 2004

crunkmaster 

-noun
kru^ngk mas-ter, kru^ngk mah-ster

1. a person with the ability or power to reach a point of inebriation beyond the point of recognition

2. one who facilitates a binge drinking session

3. Lil' Jon

Dude, did you see Peter Frampton at TGI Fridays last night? He was being such a crunkmaster, that he tried sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes.

crunkmaster by crunkmaster whodi general February 13, 2009