A chungusman, is the real-life use of the word chungus, where someone who is currently being an all mighty being above all that is also simultaneously laughing uncontrollably like a pedophile just did something so incomprehensibly idiotic and moronic that they have transfused their soul to become an awesome and hilarious, overweight, god-like, pedophilic rabbit of a mad man.
Celebrated in accordance with Christmas and Christmas eve. Following one's familial commitments to the holiday, they converge with friends to get super faded on a miriad of substances and celebrate in true form.
Phone call: "dude, i just finished Christmas evedinner with the fam. Now let's get Crunksmas started!
1. A well endowed man that enioys rigorous sex and smashes up the cunt of most women he sleeps with.
2. A guy who has a preference for sleeping with virgins and smashing their cunts in.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.