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1 part Hpnotiq
1 part Crown Royal
2 Parts 7up
Dave: I told Steve to stop by the liquor store and pick up some croniq.

Dick: (confused) I don't smoke weed, and why a liquor store?

Dave: No, no man, not chronic, C-R-O-N-I-Q, its just Hpnotiq, Crown Royal, and 7up!
Croniq by Boys of L-town January 18, 2009
cute and unique at the same time.
OMG, this outfit just looks so cunique, I've got to buy it!!!
cunique by freedom or fate March 27, 2019

Crunican Self-Report System 

Crunican Self-Report System is an independent Crunican-Reporting network run which has one proprietor.
Joe Bob used Crunican Self-Report System to report his families organized crime/crimes against humanity.
Noun: an abbreviation of "crotch onion", which is another term for one's testicles.
Man, get your sweaty crunions off of me.
crunion by DM Stu June 28, 2004

cruninate 

a combination of crush, punish, and dominate

to crush, punish, and dominate something so much that it is beyond recognition.
I just cruninated that guy on the court today.
cruninate by the cruninator February 11, 2005
verb; to crush and to punish at the same time
crunish by Marcus M in Va March 7, 2008