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verb; to crush and to punish at the same time

Fuck around and I will crunish your ass.
crunish by Marcus M in Va March 7, 2008
Words you can keep
the inevitable combination of crush and punish. to lay complete waste to; to hate-slam.
"so did you hook up with that chick last night??"
"oh, she got her cheeks crunished."
crunish by veintappa September 6, 2005

crunkshowed 

an extension from the word crunk , the term crunkshowed refers to so one one who is under the influence of extensive amounts of both alcohol and THC.

crunkshowed is used when simply saying someone is crunk, just won't cut.
john: hey did you see Julian?, he just did a keg stand!
Jane: oh really? cause the last time i saw him he was taking a bong rip!
john: man he must be so crunkshowed!!!

OR

Rory: hey look Julian is just sitting in the corner laughing.
Matt: look now, he is puking his guts out !

Santiago: calm down guy's, he's just crunkshowed.
crunkshowed by bushpounder September 2, 2010

crunkishness 

The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.


(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)
We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!

Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.
crunkishness by Brian H November 6, 2004
When a person is being both a cunt and difficult to deal with ie a punish.
Whoah, that guy is a complete cunish.
Cunish by Shwampy September 20, 2013

crunished 

1. a mixture of the words crunk and punished, being piss drunk and smacked at the same time.
Dude you could barely walk straight, u must have been crunished.
crunished by Drew g July 31, 2008

Crunushai 

Another word for when a bug is in a cocoon or the middle stage of its evolution.
When I was at the park, I saw a Crunushai. It was on the branch on the tree.
Crunushai by •ønixxä• OnYT December 1, 2020
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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