crunion 

Noun: an abbreviation of "crotch onion", which is another term for one's testicles.

Man, get your sweaty crunions off of me.

crunion by DM Stu June 28, 2004

crunion 

When there's a growth on your cranium that looks like a bunion.

Person 1: Hey, did you get hit in the head?

Person 2: No, that's my crunion.

crunion by HjwAlva12 March 15, 2017

Crunion 

The holily unsanctioned combination between cream and onion. Typically used in a frozen treat like Ice Crunions or the Outback Steak House staple meal, the Bloomin' Crunion.
Regularly served with latte sauce.

Person 1: Oi mate, wanna pop down to Outback for a Bloomin' Crunion?
Person 2: Nah bruv, more in the mood to get to Katie's for some Iced Crunions

Crunion by Jim Sterling 2 October 1, 2018

crunion 

short for 'credit union'

"heading over to the crunion to deposit a check!"

crunion by where am i? ACTUALLY. March 22, 2021

Cunion 

Orgininated in Brisbane, Australia. In Australia, cunt is the name given to someone who is horrible and mean. An onion is a vegetable of many layers.

A cunion is a person who is so horrible (i.e. a cunt) that they have so many layers of cunt to form an onion of cunt; a cunion.

Man, did you see that guy kick his dog? What a cunion!

I heard Steve cheated on his girlfriend. He is such a cunion!

Cunion by Lifeisacunion October 21, 2016

Chunion 

A form of armpit odour that resembles a combination of cheese and onion. Usually experienced after hard work or a hot day.

"Babe I was doing chinups at the gym and the guy next to me copped a face full of chunion"

Chunion by Ratdog82 March 1, 2017

Chunion 

Noun. A disproportionately wide and short overweight person, characteristically lacking a neck and having stubby, thick limbs.

Look at that chunion! She's wider than she is tall!
Roseanne Arnold in the Nineties.

Chunion by Northstar1984 October 7, 2011