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Noun: an abbreviation of "crotch onion", which is another term for one's testicles.
Man, get your sweaty crunions off of me.
by DM Stu June 28, 2004
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When there's a growth on your cranium that looks like a bunion.
Person 1: Hey, did you get hit in the head?

Person 2: No, that's my crunion.
by HjwAlva12 March 15, 2017
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The holily unsanctioned combination between cream and onion. Typically used in a frozen treat like Ice Crunions or the Outback Steak House staple meal, the Bloomin' Crunion.
Regularly served with latte sauce.
Person 1: Oi mate, wanna pop down to Outback for a Bloomin' Crunion?
Person 2: Nah bruv, more in the mood to get to Katie's for some Iced Crunions
by Jim Sterling 2 October 01, 2018
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