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The act of two "crews" or groups of friends uniting, whether temporarily (as in a one-time combined hangout) or for more long-term purposes.
Girl 1: Hey, I think that guy is so fit, I wish I could find a way to chill with him.
Girl 2: hey, I know a few of his friends ... we should totally crunite!
crunite by zooedee May 16, 2010
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A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.

Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)
Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila”

Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”
Crudite by bss120 August 19, 2022
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walter crunkite 

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.
"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."
walter crunkite by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006
Someone who likes to lick and taste infected vagina's.

-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.

-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt
"The dirty old crunter has been at it again, look at his dolmio grin!"
crunter by Mr Mahuta March 31, 2007
carrots, celery, brocoflower and other related veggies offered as an appetizer/hors d'oerves and preferably served by a hebe or homo.
Would you care for any crudite today Miss?
crudite by Lara/Hebe March 28, 2007
an internet hero....high quality troll
crunted is a fuckin fuck. Do you know his phone number
crunted by aimee_the_crunted_lover December 11, 2006
An alien species of dragon-like creatures which have different substances as blood. These substances are mostly liquids, however they can also be gasses, fine grains (such as sand), and even other things like fire.
"Woah, look at that cruxite! It has acid for blood!"

The cruxites gathered in a hoard, ready to ambush their prey.
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