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Crunchedy 

A word that means something positive, it can be used to describe a person who dresses really nice or something that looks homey and cozy, or even any type of item that you can’t seem to come up with a description for.
Jennifer: “Wow, that guy over there is so crunchedy!”

Jessica: “wow, super crunch, look at his wife too, she’s extra crunchedy “

Example 2:

Grace: *gasp* you made your apartment look so crunchedy with all the little decorations and pillows! How fun” !

Christine: “thanks, I got them from a really crunchedy little vintage shop “

Example 3.

Andrew: “you always have so many crunchedy little Knick knacks in your man pouch Joey, and you always smell crunchedy “

Joey: “thanks, I try to be as crunchedy as possible, rugged crunchedy vibes”

Joanna: “yes, you guys are both crunchedy and look at my crunchedy Christmas tree.! “
Crunchedy by CrunchedyMom November 25, 2021
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cruncheesey 

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.
Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)
cruncheesey by jpg3 January 25, 2014

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

Crunchy Fridges 

v, a phrase used to describe a level of hunger which has reached the stage of having the urge to eat the actual fridge as well as it's contents.

A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.

When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.
Benny "I'm beyond starving! I could eat the whole fridge!"

Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"

Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"

Custard Cruncher 

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".
Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.
Custard Cruncher by custard001 September 26, 2018

crunchy gowon

Crunchy gowon is the ONE & ONLY rapper out there. She is the rap god of the universe and has been around for over 300,000 years. Eminem is a JOKE in comparison to our one&only.
person A: who’s eating chips do damn loudly?
Period B: sorry, I was just listening to Crunchy Gowon’s one&only rap.
crunchy gowon by stan loona 🤡 October 4, 2019

crunchy niggers 

Typically some crunchy foods such as crisps or nachos...
Hey, pass me some of them crunchy niggers