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There was 4 people on plane, which was about to crash. There was only 3 parachutes. One person was a famous basketball player, who said 'I am famous with a lot of fans, my teams needs me!', he grabbed a parachute and jumped out the plane. The next person was Donald Trump, who said 'I'm the newly elected and smartest US president in history, I can't die!'. He took a bag and jumped. There was 2 people left, a pope and a 10 year old school boy. The pope explained that he didn't have many years left and that the boy should take the last parachute. But the boy said no,' there is a parachute for both of us, the USA's smartest president took my school bag'.
There was 4 people on plane, which was about to crash. There was only 3 parachutes. One person was a famous basketball player, who said 'I am famous with a lot of fans, my teams needs me!', he grabbed a parachute and jumped out the plane. The next person was Donald Trump, who said 'I'm the newly elected and smartest US president in history, I can't die!'. He took a bag and jumped. There was 2 people left, a pope and a 10 year old school boy. The pope explained that he didn't have many years left and that the boy should take the last parachute. But the boy said no,' there is a parachute for both of us, the USA's smartest president took my school bag'.
by Blasterock October 21, 2019
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